Rob Ford Stole Singer Matt Mays’ Seat At The Bills’ Game, Has Covered It With Various Sauces

  • Rick Chandler

You’d think with the plethora of empty seats at the Bills game in Toronto today, a certain portly mayor would have no problem finding a place to sit. Apparently not.

For those who don’t know, let’s introduce our principals:

Rob Ford = crack-smoking mayor of Toronto. The game is at the Rogers Centre, which is in Toronto, which is in Canada. You can tell, because we spelled “Center” the Canadian way.

Matt Mays = Canadian singer-songwriter whose second hit single, “Cocaine Cowgirl”, was released in 2005.