Here’s A Denver Broncos Player At An NYC Strip Club

  • Matt Rudnitsky

If we take the examine of two players, it is obvious that the Seattle Seahawks will beat the Denver Broncos in Super Bowl XLVIII.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B (Ronnie Hillman, at Sin City Gentlemen’s Cabaret):

Ronnie Hillman

I revoke all of my actual analysis and change my pick to Seattle. (Not really.)