Seahawks' Mascot Confuses Man's Suspiciously Full Head Of Hair For Woodland Creature
Jake ODonnell 09:30 am, November 10th, 2014
I feel like this is a scene lifted straight out of a Naked Gun movie. Either this bird is far too ambitious about what it considers prey, or this man's head is shrouded in otter fur. Either way, good job everyone involved (like, how do you not swat the damn seahawk with a left hook?).
Apparently it wasn't done perching on human beings, as this poor woman had to sit still for a photo with a full set of talons gouging into her shoulder. Don't even bother putting that picture on Tinder -- it's probably illegal, too.