Sean Payton Now Has Braces

  • Dan Fogarty

The eagle-eyed sleuths at Busted Coverage have found slightly disturbing images of the exiled Saints head coach. With the videos of him grinding on blondes and whatnot, we thought Payton was just going through some sort of mid-life crisis during his NFL-mandated vacation. Unfortunately, it’s now clear that Roger Goodell put some sort of age-regression curse on him, because he now looks like he’s 12. We fear what will come next. [BC]