So How Long Before We Get Ugly NBA-Themed Christmas Suits?
It shall be the Ugly Sports-Themed Christmas Suit, that is if anyone out there has a loom, a love of Yuletide and some balls. So we're not talking about the generic Christmas suit like Spencer Hawes was seen wearing on the Clippers' bench in 2014. We want team logos and little Zambonis and goalposts and shit.
How can we have reached 2015 without this becoming a thing? Think of the upside.
-- Demoralize the terrorists.
-- John Daly would have something to wear at formal functions.
-- Mark Cuban Shark Tank investment opportunity.
-- Tiny tweed images of elves copulating.
-- Five golden rings ... (Patriots only).
-- Craig Sager and Don Cherry would buy them by the dozen.
-- Mandatory attire for all ESPN anchors. You're With Me, Christmas.
So get to work, fashion industry. Only 36 days, 10 hours left.
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