"Rules. He broke the rules, you broke the rules to find out he broke the rules, rules." Turns out, you don't need very many words to encapsulate the last eight months of the seemingly complicated DeflateGate scandal. Just "rules."
Nice work, Cartman. Thanks for pointing out that we -- meaning sports media -- are all a bunch of assholes for giving this stupid story so much attention. It was stupid. It was rules.