Steelers Fan Supports Breast Cancer Awareness, Banging Your Mom
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which the NFL usually promotes heavily -- mostly so they can get you to buy pink shit, pink shit that doesn't necessarily support breast cancer research, but whatever. Good to see this clever Steelers fan starting early, with a pink ribbon on his custom-made jersey that is otherwise obsessed with women as well. Specifically, your mom:
Ah yes, Yourmom, number 69. A fine player. A quality contributor. Someone who you'll be proud to wear the jersey of for years to come. No way you'll be lining up outside Heinz Field one day, waiting to turn in Yourmom's jersey for the jersey of someone who doesn't break the law or otherwise let you down. Yourmom is a saint. Don't ever talk badly about Yourmom. Yourmom is the product of Todd Haley's offensive system.
Yeah, this guy sucks.
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