Texas Governor Compares Cowboys Defense To Border With Mexico
Pff, do you have a problem with Texas Governor Greg Abbott comparing the Dallas Cowboys defense to his state's border with Mexico? We don't. That's because it makes a lot of $en$e! Much like the New Orleans Saints did against the Cowboys' front seven on Sunday, families seeking refuge from violence in Mexico's lawless communities elude people trying to stop them. Get it? Football is just like the struggle to keep your loved ones alive.
*#%>¥! @Cowboy defense. More porous than the Texas border.
— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) October 5, 2015
The Cowboys gave up over 450 total yards from scrimmage yesterday! That's almost the EXACT same number of people who died while trying to enter America from Mexico in 2005. The parallels are undeniable!
Nice one, Greg. You know what other ways Texas is like the Dallas Cowboys?
1) They both like football!
2) They're both in Texas!
3) The rest of the country is laughing at both of them right now!
4) They're both run by an out of touch old white guy!
Keep those tweets coming, dude.
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