Texas Governor Compares Cowboys Defense To Border With Mexico
October 5 / Jake O'Donnell / SportsGrid
Pff, do you have a problem with Texas Governor Greg Abbott comparing the Dallas Cowboys defense to his state's border with Mexico? We don't. That's because it makes a lot of $en$e! Much like the New Orleans Saints did against the Cowboys' front seven on Sunday, families seeking refuge from violence in Mexico's lawless communities elude people trying to stop them. Get it? Football is just like the struggle to keep your loved ones alive.
*#%>¥! @Cowboy defense. More porous than the Texas border.