That Fool Who Got The Cowboys Super Bowl Champs Tattoo Has Updated It
Remember when standup comedian and Dallas Cowboys fan Jordan Garnett got a tattoo declaring the Cowboys Super Bowl champions for this season? Yeah, he took quite a bit of abuse on Twitter when Green Bay beat Dallas last week.
But now he's back, having updated the tat by placing another I on it to make it read "Super Bowl LII". So he's declaring for next season.
— Jordan Garnett (@jordangarnett) January 18, 2017
The worst part is that he apparently thinks that he's the cleverest human in the world for this, when in reality he's just rendered his tattoo completely useless. The original one was kind of noble -- it represented the defiant love note of a diehard fan. It was like a tattoo of an old girlfriend's name, saying "Well yes, I loved and lost, but that's better than not having loved at all."
Now it's a monument to failure. Nothing says faith in your team like "I'm just going to add roman numerals to my tattoo until the Cowboys win the Super Bowl."
But here's the upside: Twitter gets to mock him all over again.
@SInow could maybe turn the LI into LOSER?
— Bill Novak (@BillNovakNews) January 19, 2017
— Tyler Chesmore (@TylerChesmore) January 19, 2017
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