The One Thing That Unites Us All…Laughing at the Cleveland Browns
We, as Americans, need to unite. Make it great again, be stronger together, whatever. And right now, there's only one thing that can do that....
Laughing at the Cleveland Browns.
Two days after the most divisive election in American history, the Cleveland Browns will continue their quest at infamy, currently sitting with an 0-9 mark, with seven more losses putting them in the same sentence as the 2008 Detroit Lions. Tonight, the Browns go up against their far more successful past selves, the Baltimore Ravens. Let's check how the last meeting between these two teams ended, shall we?
Baltimore, who spawned from Art Modell's infamous move from Cleveland to Charm City before agreeing leaving the history behind for the Browns' reincarnation in 1999, leads the all-time series 26-9, including a 14-2 mark with Joe Flacco quarterbacking the Ravens. The infamous question "Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?" would never be answered if Flacco played the Browns all the time.
The Browns have no wins this season, but they make up for it with the sheer number of quarterbacks they use. Six different players have thrown a pass for Cleveland this season...and somehow, the one that's not even a quarterback anymore, Terrelle Pryor, doesn't have the lowest passer rating. That honor goes to Kevin Hogan...who is somehow third on the team in rushing with 104 yards.
So that means...the last Browns QB to win a game is...oh no!!!!!
Adding to the comedy of tonight's game is the fact Jerome Boger will be officiating. Boger's crew calls the most penalties of any in the NFL, which should play out perfectly for the Browns, who have tallied the 10th-most flags in the league.
Well cheer up, Cleveland. At least you got the World Series champion...oh....
Geoff Magliocchetti is on Twitter @GeoffMags5490
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