The Party On Gronk’s Party Ship Is Going Exactly As You’d Expect
February 21 / Tanya Ray Fox / SportsGrid
In case you havent been paying attention, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has annointed himself as America's official party host. He parties on buses. He parties at pools. He parties at The Boston Globe. Gronk brings the party wherever he goes, and wherever Gronk goes there is a party. He's a real life Van Wilder, if Van Wilder were one of the most successful football players of all time rather than a creepy loser who's afraid to leave college.
So it was no surprise when Gronkowski announced that he would be taking his epic part hosting skills aboard the Norwegeian Pearl for a raucous four-day adult beach fraternity party; complete with a stop in Nassau and a private Bahama island, a flip cup tournament, a game of Family Feud vs the whole clan of Gronks and this lineup of entertainers:
Solo Redfoo. Out on his own. Good to know...
Of course, it wouldn't be a Gronk party if there were any shirts involved. Which is why there were no shirts. Gronk dances one way and one way only: shirtless. Here's some video proof via MMQB's Robert Klemko, who took care to note that these videos were from a friend...
Nothing in my life has ever given me as much joy as Flo Rida and old LMFAO hits give Gronk. Also you should check out the legend that is Gordon m'effin Gronkowski. Not everybody can have three sons play in the NFL, but the ones that do should aways party like this: