SportsGrid Caption Contest: Here’s Tim Tebow Lugging A Backpack And Mark Sanchez Flashing A Peace Sign
Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez are still employed as quarterbacks by the New York Jets. They receive checks to be awful at their jobs. They do endure the toughest (deserved) criticism with grace, though, I must add. So, along those lines, let's mock them. People will click on stories about them arriving to voluntary workouts, because we are a sad, sad nation. Let's try to make the most of it.
Here is an official SportsGrid caption contest. Submit entries in the comments, on our Facebook page, our Twitter, or even my own personal Twitter — direct them to wherever your snarky, scathing digits are so inclined. I'll try to kick things off, but I know you guys can do better.
Picture Number One:
1 Enclosed: Bible (1), Shakeweight (2), Fundamentals of Throwing the Football, by Phil Simms, Pre-Cooked Rotisserie Chicken (4), Bro/Manzierre (2), Adopt-A-Dophin Certificate (1), Small Children (2 -- simply for protein, God is cool with it), Love Letters from John Skipper (15,267), Punt Protector's Cleats (2), Football (0), Photograph of A Bare-Armed Mother Teresa (1)
2 I couldn't beat out Mark Sanchez. Even I don't get why you're photographing me. Still, gotta flex anyways...
3 Would God be OK with me punching this paparazzi's camera lens and strangling him? I mean, unicorns, apples, Urban Meyer's arm freckles...
4 I think this is the first time I haven't been curling or praying in 36 hours... c'mon, Tim, only 300 yards 'til the dumbbells...
5 I need to get laid... anyone tryna get married to a budding H-back?
Picture Number Two:
1 Hey, Mark, if you had to guess, what will happen to you after this year?
2 I know what you're going to ask... and I'm going to drop my ring-finger in a second.
3 I make more than all of you combined... and all I do is get pancaked by large men.
4 My last three girlfriends were Eva Longoria, Kate Upton and Hayden Panatierre, whatfumble?
5 Seriously, I make $8 million and my competition is Tim Tebow and David Garrard. 16 more games of pictures, dudes.
Photos via Mel Evans/AP
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