Well, Of Course The Former Titans Cheerleader Accused Of Sexual Battery Against A 12-Year-Old Boy Got The Taiwanese Animation Treatment

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The web roundup for Monday, March 25. Facebook/Twitter/tips. Here goes.

1. Because what fiasco would be complete without NMA?

Subtle as ever. [Youtube/NMA]

2. “Mainus is relaxed here, Pat.”

A tightly-clenched Mainus is a well-maintained Mainus. (If you know where that’s from, I’ll love you forever.) [Geekosystem]

3. Could a gay NFL player be coming out soon, and then continue his career?

We don’t know who it is or if it’ll happen, but if it does… game-changer. [CBS Sports]

4. Failed wrestling move rips wrestler’s anus open.

Anus-heavy roundup today, what can we say? [Deadspin]

5. Not sports related, still important.

Kim Kardashian has to learn about finances; the condom industry needs Bill Gates; a hacker deleted all of Soulja Boy’s YouTube music videos; a 17-year-old sold his tech startup to Yahoo! for $30 million.

Food porn of the day.

“Traditional Pancakes With Syrup.”

Tradition tastes good.

And finally, tonight…

Yes, this is a cat walking a dog on a leash.