Tom Brady Has A Shiner, Implicates Saints (Jokingly, We Think)

  • Rick Chandler

Fun fact: In high school, Tom Brady was voted “Least Likely To Get Punched In The Face”. Yep, he was that likeable. But several years as an NFL starter does things to a man, and now, this:

Since I can’t imagine an NFL player with a hand small enough or a heart black enough to reach inside a helmet opening and punch Mr. Dreamy, the question is, who gave Brady the black eye? Our best guesses, ranked:

1. Giselle.

2. A defensive lin … oh hell, there is no other choice but Giselle.

3. Wait … the Saints?

4. But his eye seemed fine right after the Saints game. Definitely Giselle.