Since I can't imagine an NFL player with a hand small enough or a heart black enough to reach inside a helmet opening and punch Mr. Dreamy, the question is, who gave Brady the black eye? Our best guesses, ranked:
2. A defensive lin ... oh hell, there is no other choice but Giselle.
3. Wait ... the Saints?
Tom Brady jokes about black eye. Says it happened in Saints game. "One of those dirty plays," he cracks.