Tom Brady Just Wants A F&%$@! White Pool Cover. Why Is That So Hard?
Tom Brady is just like you and me. He questions why he needs a new pool cover when he already has a perfectly good one. He bitches about the price. When he picks the color, he's told they don't have it, and calls the company morons. Then when he wants to switch companies, he's overruled by his wife.
Why can't a man just get a f$#@*%! white pool cover?
The NFLPA released a bunch of Brady's personal emails today as part of its counterclaim against he NFL in the Deflategate case, and this one was, by far, the best of the lot.
We will return to the Tom Brady Pool Cover Saga in just a moment. In the meantime, please enjoy our snack bar.
Please return to your seats.
"G", of course, is Gisele Bundchen, who is the only one who could have ended this controversy.
Also please note that this email exchange occurred on Oct. 22, as the Patriots were preparing to meet the Bears in Foxboro. And the result was a pissed-off Brady, who couldn't get a simple white pool cover for less than 8,500 fu$#&*@! dollars, threw five touchdown passes in the Patriots' 51-23 win.
— Curbed (@Curbed) September 10, 2014
The transcript of Brady's suspension appeal to the NFL was released on Tuesday, which so far seems to be tipping sentiment in Deflategate toward the quarterback. And this will help move the needle even further in Brady's direction, believe it or not. Because this humanizes him. He may live in a mansion with a supermodel wife, but he still faces the same shit that you and I face.
Perhaps even more. Because I can use my Jacuzzi in the winter.
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