Tom Brady Marked Gisele’s Birthday On Facebook, Then Things Got Weird
As you know, Tom Brady's Facebook page is a repository for some of the weirdest Internet shit I've ever seen. Some of it is from Tom himself (Those 1980s photos of him as a kid ... oh man). But most of it comes in the form of insane comments by his fans ... and enemies.
Today is his wife Gisele's birthday (she's 35 if you're counting), so Tom posted this photo, with a little love note. The reaction was predictably weird, touching, humorous and shocking. Let's take a look:
Paul Buonopane Tommy listen to me very carefully I love you buddy everything you are and for the way you were raised I have 3 boys and if ever I wanted them to emulate a sports figure it's you. I too kiss my dad on the lips. God bless you and your family.
Brad Slooten What's going to happen to Tom when he never gets in the Hall of Fame and is suspended for 4 games for cheating? His wife and kids will leave him! Nice life CHEATER!!!!
Nancy Walker Better then that, is sue the bastards ,that's a great gift she will love. Women love revenge. Happy Birthday !!!!!!!
Shawn Johns My birthday too. Son of a bitch.
Janice Fritsch Happy B'day Gisele! Love Lizzie:
Jason Venture We? THE TOM LOVES YOU, ASSIMILATE INTO THE LARGER BORG OF MY SMELLS.
Laith Baxter Tom I couldn't help but notice that your bottom lip is looking a little deflated~
Davi Jones I fucking love you guys.
Tino Ryan Martino Lying, cheating ass, piece of Serra trash!!!
On it went for nearly 1,500 Facebook posts -- most a combination of "Happy Birthday!" and "Tom Brady is a Warrior God." The level of hero worship exhibited among U.S. pro sports fans -- especially toward NFL quarterbacks and most especially aimed at Tom Brady -- constantly amazes me. For better or worse, Americans adore their heroes. Or, if your hero happens to impede mine, then I hate your hero with the heat of a million pizza ovens.
But today is a happy day. So, as a wise man said a paragraph or two above, THE TOM LOVES YOU, ASSIMILATE INTO THE LARGER BORG OF MY SMELLS. I'm getting that printed on a card.
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