Shut Up, Tony Romo, You Filthy Cheater
Welcome to SportsGrid’s Tuesday feature, “Shut Up,” (pronounced: “shut up… comma”) where we add a name after the comma, telling that person to stop saying words, because they’re being stupid. This week, that person is Tony Romo.
I like Tony Romo. I think people are too hard on Tony Romo. Despite most humans thinking I was a moron, I picked his Dallas Cowboys to win the Super Bowl before the season. I also picked Romo as my starting fantasy QB.
But, what the fuck was this?
I'm not sure if you muttered anything there, but you better not have. You probably let out a little, secretive, "boop!" as you tried to kick the ball forward. Even if you didn't say anything, you need to shut up.
Did you really think you could get away with this, Tony Romo? Fun fact: Your games are televised.
Save your cheating for a night Carrie Underwood is in town. (I'm kidding; I do not condone such behavior.)
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