Vernon Davis Demands New NFL Rule Forbidding Penis Tackling

  • Rick Chandler

A new tuck rule, if you will. (Credit Rich Eisen for that line).

It happpened during the 49ers’ game with the Rams on Sunday, as St. Louis’ TJ McDonald grabbed ahold of the only thing available to make a tackle on Davis in the third quarter. Davis left the game, but soon returned, because you don’t want that listed on the injury report.

PROBABLE: Vernon Davis, pulled penis.