Von Miller Still Hitting Cam Newton: Miller’s New Kryptonite Cleats Hit Stores
So judging from the Broncos fans on his Twitter account who are struggling wth the significance of Von Miller's new shoe design, we'll explain. Cam Newton's nickname is Superman, and he often wears a Superman T-shirt. Miller's new cleats, which evidently just landed in stores, have a pretty great kryptonite design. If you need further explanation, you're on your own.
As Cal Naughton Jr. said in Talladega Nights: "God, read a comic book, OK?"
Miller strip-sacked Newton twice in the Super Bowl, and is still applying pressure five days later.
— Von Miller (@Millerlite40) February 11, 2016
— Connor Day (@ConnorDay) February 12, 2016
Superman's other weaknesses are lead, magic, the red sun, and Lois Lane being taken hostage, by the way. So Nike, Puma, etc., -- get to work.
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