Week 1 NFL Matchups: Cheerleading And Shit Talking The Early Games
It's the first NFL Sunday of the regular season and that means fans are deservedly amped the hell up. Today is like Christmas for most football fans. Whether getting ready to watch your favorite team or you have set your fantasy lineup and are tuned into RedZone, everyone right now is in that glorious sweet spot just before the action where anything is possible. Everyone's Super Bowl aspirations and fantasy football championship wins are still alive, and the excitement is palpable.
So without further ado, here are your Week 1 early games. Let the Twitter cheerleading and shit-talking begin!
Indianapolis Colts at Buffalo Bills - 1pm CBS
Better known as the two teams that will both inevitably have their dreams crushed by the Patriots.
Cleveland Browns at New York Jets - 1pm CBS
The game you will only pay attention to when it's highlighted on RedZone.
Carolina Panthers at Jacksonville Jaguars - 1pm FOX
The game everyone in their TV market resents having to watch, even in Week 1. Womp womp.
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears - 1pm FOX
The great rivalry no one really cares about but that we will hear about all goddamn day.
Kansas City Chiefs at Houston Texans - 1pm CBS
The Chiefs are already mad about field conditions in Houston so...good luck with that.
THIS GUY! ↓ #humblebrag
Miami Dolphins at Washington Redskins - 1pm CBS
The first reminder of the year that the Redskins INEXPLICABLY STILL HAVE THAT HORRIBLE NAME!
Dream on you crazy dreamer.
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams - 1pm FOX
Yes! Let the battle of the absolutely bat-shit play calling begin!
How long is it going to take for a 12th man refer....
Okay...how about a Super Bowl burn about pas....
...and there it is.