Well, I Guess It’s Good That This Isn’t An Inflatable Boat
I Love Boston Sports has just released its latest sports-themed wall print, and its a doozy -- entitled "Crossing the Charles", it depicts recent New England Patriots standouts navigating an ice-infested river to surprise the Hessians, or the Buffalo Bills ... not sure. There's a few Easter Eggs here and we'll get to that below, but first be aware that this quality print can be yours for only $30. That's a cheap price for something to be admired by your Boston-area friends, and get you ridiculed in all other places in the world.
But there are questions.
Why is Tom Brady facing away from the POV? Some Facebook commenters have said that they wouldn't buy the print because of this. Others, mostly women, just admired his ass.
Is Belichick holding stolen play sheets from other teams? That's a cliche and a lazy way to get a laugh. Of course he isn't. Those are clearly menus.
Is that a stash of footballs with an air pump? Yes. Yes it is. And beneath that pile is the frozen corpse of Roger Goodell.
Your lack of Doug Flutie disturbs me.
"What is Brady doing, we're drifting aimlessly! You guys, we're sinking!"
The Red Sox are stranded on an ice floe; Big Papi looks like a sickly polar bear. That looks like the Bruins beyond them. What a motley, doomed attack force.
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