We’ve Got Another Weird Tom Brady Commercial
After his most recent performance, Tom Brady can officially be named the definitive GOAT...
...of being in bad commercials.
Now I know that's a horrendous joke that's poorly formatted for the purposes of a blog, but that it's the joke that Brady and his new Intel ad deserve. Which is to say, the joke sinks to the level of its subject.
Before I dive into my critique of TB12's latest advertising misstep, just take a quick watch for yourselves. Don't worry, the only redeeming quality is that it's short.
Well that was a real pleasure. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun watching a tight shot of someone brushing their teeth and eating floor pancakes before grabbing a magazine and heading into the bathroom to post up on the can!
If it weren't for that very cute dog (great showing by football dogs today!) I would demand that this video be wipe clean off the internet. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM BRADY DOESN'T EAT PANCAKES. He has gone out of his way to make us painfully aware that his diet consists solely of three daily kale leaves and a spoonful of whipped avocado paste.
At this point I can't tell whether I should blame this on Brady's acting, or on the people making these ridiculous ads. Is Tom making the commercial awkward, or is the commercial making Tom awkward? I have a feeling it's a little bit of both.
Thank god this man is an all-time great athlete that is also incredibly handsome, because he is one goofy bastard.
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