World’s Greatest Angry Eagles Fan Loses It Over Monday Night Loss
"You let Julio Jones put his dick up in your motherfuckin' ear," said everyone's favorite Philadelphia Eagles fan, after Julio Jones put up a Week 1 best 141 yards receiving on Monday night. Judging by his reaction to Jones' stat line, cornerback Byron Maxwell seems to agree with this sentiment, er, something along those lines.
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"Nine total fucking rushing yards all game?" EatDatPussy445 added, commenting on new addition DeMarco Murray's disappointing performance. "Pass, pass, pass...[exasperated gasp]...you brought in DeMarco Murray for a fucking reason and this motherfucker only rushes for nine fucking yards?"
"Up in the first half, everybody looked out of motherfucking sync."
We could not have said it any better. They looked out of motherfucking sync.
Seriously, how great is this guy? Never change, EatDatPussy445. Never. Ever. Change.
The full rant(s), below...
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