Butt Pucked: Coyotes Goalie Mike Smith Carries Puck Into The Net With His Keister
December 24 / Jake O'Donnell / SportsGrid
Ever since Mark Sanchez head-butted Brandon Moore's butt with his head, causing a a fumble, the sporting usage of one's gluteus maximus has become a taboo subject. A scarlet letter. A skidmark on one's career -- let us call it "pariahareaha." You see, there are your run-of-the-mill mistakes, and then there are butt-induced mistakes -- which are exponentially more embarrassing (because your butt is funny looking and makes silly noises). If you butt causes a turnover, face it: You might as well have farted into a microphone at the post-game press conference, because EVERYONE is going to be talking about it the next day.
Hence, Phoenix Coyote's goaltender Mike Smith's blunder from down under. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you "Butt Goal." (It's actually more of a "wardrobe malfunction" because it was stuck in his pants, but
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