Dick Man (TM) Steals Puck From Little Penguins Fan (Video)
"People, they ain't no good."
So former Penguins coach Dan Bylsma returned to Pittsburgh tonight as his Sabres trekked to the Steel Town for some old time Eddie Shore hockey. Feeling nostalgic, he looked behind him and saw a cute little Penguins fan. So he grabbed a puck and threw it to the boy. Lovely story, right? Well, that was before Dick Man flew in to spoil the day:
Really? Dick Man feels like he deserves that puck for, what, another year or two before he meets the grim reaper (or from the looks of the video, David Legwand). And I could be wrong, but it looks like he even smiled at the boy. But thankfully, the Penguins were on it:
For everyone tweeting us about the little kid who just got the puck snatched away, we're on it - don't you worry.
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) October 30, 2015
See. They tracked down their little fan, and declared October 29 was now Christmas:
— SB Nation (@SBNation) October 30, 2015
So the Pens gave the kid a new jersey from The Kid and some pucks. And Dick Man? In addition to that very special puck, he likely got a year's supply of internet trolling, booing all the way to his car, and some very unflattering memes.
DOUCHE OF THE YEAR FOR STEALING THE LITTLE KIDS PUCK AT THE PENGUINS GAME TONIGHT pic.twitter.com/xxwyrPQJco
— Michael Marinaccio (@MichaelMarinac1) October 30, 2015
— Stephen (@sfdegraff) October 30, 2015
Congrats, Dick Man. You win.
David Young has been a columnist for Sports Illustrated and ESPN and loses faith in humanity every day.
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