As if it wasn't uncool enough to waddle around on international television for 50 kilometers, Olympic race walk leader Yohann Diniz has pooped himself. It's fitting, really, because when you think about it, this is a sport born out of centuries of human speed walking to the bathroom whilst trying to appear casual.
Gross footage, below...
Here Diniz can be seen wiping his butt with a sponge...
oui yohann vas-y torche toi bien, ah c'est difficile
In actuality, Deniz passed out from some combination of exhaustion and dehydration (it's 81-degrees with scorching sun in Rio right now and diarrhea takes a lot of you). However, we're going to assume he's fine, seeing as it is virtually impossible not to laugh at his situation, meaning that if he's not ok, we'll all be on the express train to hell for making light of a tragedy.
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