Bird Poops In Manchester United Winger Ashley Young's Mouth (VIDEO)
They say that when you suffer from something as disgusting as a bird unleashing fecal matter on you from the skies above, good fortune will follow as the universe balances itself out.
I, for one, have never been a believer that bird poop is good luck, mostly because I feel like the unluckiest person in the world when it happens. But looking back on the pair of times its happened to me, I feel pretty lucky when compared to Manchester United winger Ashely Young.
Young was barking out some orders to his teammates during a game when he opened his mouth at just the
right wrong time. I feel dirty even describing it, so take a look yourself:
Confucius say... bird poop in your mouth brings good luck for many years. Then again, nobody likes Ashley Young, so this is pretty cool.
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