Deer Invades Youth Soccer Game, Scores Goal, Returns To Forest (VIDEO)
The most troubling thing about this video is not that there are deer invading our suburban soccer fields, where our children frolic. It is also not that there may be hunters nearby, and a stray shot could endanger the kids.
No, the big problem here is that a deer has scored in this match, and your son has has not come close to getting a goal. Your child is a worse player than a frightened woodland creature that is just passing through. Get into the van, Brandon's family. Pack up your blanket and drive away. Do it now.
That's the deer above, sprinting across the field and receiving a pass from the kid to the far left. The ball is drilled neatly into the right corner of the net, and the deer continues on to celebrate with other deer and some rabbits back in the woods.
I'm also wondering why this was randomly being filmed in the first place: unless the deer does this at the same time every Saturday. That would be amazing.
Early the next morning (inevitable) ...
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