Germany Destroys, Massacres, Pulverizes Brazil 7-1 To Make World Cup Final: Video Highlights Here

  • Jake O'Donnell and Eric Goldschein

FIFA is trying to take down all World Cup Vines, and Univision is no longer streaming the games for free, so your only shot of catching the semi-final games will be here, at WatchESPN. You can download the app on your phone or watch live streaming on your computer — you’ll just need your cable provider information (or a friend’s, or a family member’s, or a secret lover’s, etc.).

Follow the official #BRAGER Twitter feed, and see our live blog below for whatever highlights can get through:


Thomas Muller puts Germany ahead early (11′)

Muller put home a beauty off a corner set piece, 1-0 Germany:

Miroslav Klose scores off the rebound, his 16th World Cup goal (23′)

Germany is relentless in front of the goal and Klose benefits, 2-0 Germany:

NOW IT’S 3-0 (24′)

Toni Kroos puts the game away, a minute after Klose’s goal.

NOW IT’S 4-0 (26′)

It’s Kroos again, two minutes later!

Okay, well, now it’s 5-0 (29′)

Sami Khedira here. That makes four goals in six minutes.

Second half: Germany scores again (69′)

André Schürrle gets in on the action. 6-0.

Well, god damn, it’s 7-0 now (79′)

This is actually a pretty sick goal by Schürrle. 7-0 now.

Brazil gets on the board. (90′)

Cool. 7-1.


The most shocking World Cup game of all time? Germany on to the final, Brazil on to infamy.