Stephen Curry’s Zebra Mask Disguise At The Mall Fails Miserably
Stephen Curry tried to enjoy a day at the mall on Sunday, so he went in disguise. Things went as you thought they might: he was recognized immediately.
So here are our tips for Not Being Seen for the next time Curry tries to go out. Hey probaby should print this out.
1. Zebra mask? No. Its the day after Halloween, and you;re just bringing more attention to yourself.
2. It might help if you weren't wearing the exclusive player version of the Under Armour Curry One shoes.
3. So you're wearing a zebra mask -- good. What's not so good is that you're surrounded by your wife and family, including Riley, who is only slightly less famous than you are.
4. You're being trailed by a phalanx of mall security guards. When Paul Blart on a Segway is shadowing your every move, you're going to attract a crowd.
— Al Saracevic (@AlSaracevic) November 3, 2015
Steph Curry trying to go unnoticed at the mall by wearing a zebra head 1 day after droppin' 53 on the Pelicans pic.twitter.com/YftR8JMZij
— Lee Harvey (@MusikFan4Life) November 2, 2015
Lost in all of this is that, the night before, Curry scored 53 on the Pelicans, and Golden State is now 4-0 after beating the Grizzlies by 50 on Monday. How does an NBA team not called the 76ers lose by 50? Don't know -- it's hardly ever been done. Golden State's 119-69 win was accomplished after it trailed by one at the end of the first quarter.
Curry scored 30 in that one, and his 148 points are the most by an NBA player in the season’s first four games since Michael Jordan had 156 in 1991.
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