VIDEO: Haitian Whiff Creates Panama Goal In Gold Cup Opener
With the US Women's National Team winning the World Cup, we'll pretend we Americans like soccer until the Men's team lets us down (as a US fan, you get to call it "soccer"). So while we're in this Golden Age of US Soccer, let's check in with the Men's CONCACAF Gold Cup. And as a US fan, you don't need to know what CONCACAF is.
Here's what happens when the Haitian defense does an impression of the Rockettes rather than plays defense:
And now here's Haiti scoring on Panama:
As a US soccer fan, you might not know where either one of those countries is on a map, but you do need to know that they're in the same pool as the US, so a 1-1 tie is a good outcome.
And as a US soccer fan, you have the right to hate that a tie is a good outcome.
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David Young has been a columnist for Sports Illustrated and ESPN, and is one for SportsGrid. Follow him on Twitter @turkeysflying.
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