9 Best Reactions To Stone Cold Steve Austin Sipping Wine In Napa
In the land of fictional badasses who are also real-life badasses, Steve Austin is king. Not only does he embody his beer-swigging, zero-fucks-given persona outside the ring, but he does so very publicly and without hesitation.
He's a man's man who kicks ass and kills shit and flips off people who try to tell him what to do, which is why the internet let out a collective gasp when a picture surfaced showing Stone Cold drinking wine in a quaint garden in Napa Valley.
You might want to sit down for this...
— Steve Austin (@steveaustinBSR) January 20, 2016
No, your eyes do not deceive you. Stone Cold Steve Austin shares the same hobby as your mom: relaxing on the set of a Home & Garden cover shoot with a full-bodied merlot. In my humble opinion, however, posing for a picture whilst delicately holding the stem of a glass filled with red wine only reinforces the notion that Austin is hardcore AF. The internet's eight best reactions, below...
9) A robust bouquet with hints of rattlesnake.
"This full-bodied red has a complex, earthy finish that can only be described as... Stunning." pic.twitter.com/5IQK2od3WE
— Tanya Ray Fox (@TanyaRayFox) January 25, 2016
8) Money makes you soft.
7) Origin story.
6) So that's what's in a can of whup ass.
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5) Don't trust anybody...even sommeliers.
4) "Hell yeah."
3) A+ work, @androidbrown.
"I hope whatever the Rock is cooking pairs well with this Cabernet I brought!" pic.twitter.com/mBN3EnMjX7
— YUNG ROB FORD (@androidbrown) January 25, 2016
2) Ain't that the truth...
1) It's all Obama's fault.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED, LIBERALS? LOOK WHAT YOUR THINKPIECES HAVE DONE! STOP MAKIN KIDS EAT CARROTS, MICHELLE OBAMA pic.twitter.com/xkAJi7g1ch
— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 23, 2016
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