Bundy Militia Erotic Fan Fiction Is Here: God Bless America
All we know so far about the armed ranchers occupying a federal wildlife refuge in Burns, Oregon, pretty much takes a back seat to this. Colin Meloy (@colinmeloy), the front man for the Portland, Oregon, indie folk rock band The Decemberists, has started the #BundyEroticFanFic hashtag -- and if there is a more perfect thing in America right now I have yet to see it.
Because, when cowboys and rugged individualists gather out in the wilderness with no women around for miles and only themselves for warmth, well, anything can happen.
It's trending ... why not join in? So to speak.
"I want you to take me like Obama takes our freedoms," Jed whispered. The sound of a Carhartt zipper was his only reply. #bundyeroticfanfic
— Liandre (@canunderum) January 7, 2016
"Did you bring condoms?" Jed whispered. "Not to worry, we're protected by the 1st and 2nd Amendment" Ammon replied. #bundyeroticfanfic
— J Julian Christopher (@JulianChristo) January 7, 2016
— Cori Faklaris (@heycori) January 7, 2016
#bundyeroticfanfic The small improvised washtub was filled with two things: Cletus... and Cheetos. "C'mon, Ammon," he purred. "Snack time."
— Skip Mendler (@smendler) January 7, 2016
— Eric Heidle (@Ericheidle) January 7, 2016
"They huddled together for warmth. The cold of Ammon's Ruger 22 against Brian's naked thigh sent a thrill up his spine." #bundyeroticfanfic
— colin meloy (@colinmeloy) January 6, 2016
— goat in the water! (@KellyPLoughlin) January 6, 2016
— Lawrence Nichols (@LRNichols) January 6, 2016
@colinmeloy "Dear Soldier of Fortune: I never thought it would happen to me..."
— Andrew Crowley (@JumpinJackFlask) January 6, 2016
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