HASHTAGS: 15 Of The Best And Most Intriguing #IShouldWarnYou Tweets
For some reason that I cannot unearth (feel free to help me out, I didn't try that hard), the hashtag #IShouldWarnYou has been trending all night. While there may be new trending hashtags every day that come and go - usually thanks to Jimmy Fallon or @Midnight - this one was particularly entertaining to yours truly.
I spend a lot of time talking about sports and therefore I spend a lot of time in the bowels of the internet just searching for something interesting or funny or poignant.
Yet sometimes on a Tuesday in November when everyone is freaking out about politics and Trump and ISIS and healthcare, it's nice to have something to unwind with. There were plenty of sports stories I could've gone with tonight, but hell, this shit really entertained me and I wanted to share some of my lame joy with you.
I hope you enjoy these as much as I did.
1. Everything is cardio if you do it long enough.
Come on now. If laughing and sex can burn calories then total sweaty meltdowns out of nowhere have got to burn off a little somethin' somethin.
2. No one ever actually wants a salad.
The salad cancels out the fries. Everyone knows that.
"Also, so are the hibernation cryo chambers. Hope you like Scrabble!"
4. GoPro, Bro.
You might lose a limb but think about how awesome it will be to meet Ellen!
5. This is going to be a gas.
Better to deal with kid farts than dog farts. Just saying.
6. Party pooper.
Forcing friends and family to lose their appetites since her 1997 med school grad party!
7. Baby Mama drama.
He does look a lot like Jim the electrician, though!
8. Call Batman.
Everybody try to avoid falling from a skyscraper because Spiderman is off tonight too, and we all know that pansy Bruce Wayne can't handle that shit.
9. That's a mouthful.
I feel like you should have phrased that differently...
10. The grass is always wetter.
His pure glee at eluding the security guard is my favorite thing ever.
11. The Virgin's Catchphrase.
Thanks for the "warning" buddy. I'm sure you have all the "sex" with "all" the ladies! ::wink wink::
12. Greg's Basement Gymnasium And Tacos.
And by random squats I mean squatting to sit down in a bean bag chair after grabbing a Miller Lite.
13. Desperate times.
Also pinecones falling freely, seahorses and if you are really wreckless then possibly wind storms.
14. The GIF Rabbit Hole.
Try to stop watching it. I dare you. And if you can then PLEASE COME HELP.
15. Too real, man.
Well that's true, we know do know one guy that is "definitely" having "sex"... ::wink wink::
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