10 Hilarious & Bizarre Online Reviews Of The “Snack Helmet”
Let's face it sports fans, we are all the weirdest. At the end of the day, anyone who considers themselves a die hard sports fan has to admit that they spend an unacceptable amount of time obsessing over the athletic careers and achievements of young adults who will most likely never know any of our names.
With that being said, there is a hierarchy of weirdness within our ranks, and there is no better place to go to illustrate that point than the review sections of the Wincraft Snack Helmet. Now the Snack Helmet is actually a pretty genius idea, and if you are familiar with both snacks and helmets, you can probably guess what one consists of. It's a receptacle for game-time edibles...in the shape of a football helmet!
Honestly, that thing is pretty cool. And after reading through dozens of reviews, I can tell you that it is actually the size of real helmet and therefore can handle an acceptable amount of chipping and dipping. But as has happened plenty of times before, things really go sideways for this product once you hit the reviews.
Make no mistake, most people love this product. But the people who don't like it are completely insane, and even some that do might love it a little too much. Parsing through the ramblings of a bunch of people who don't have anything better to do than review a plastic snack holder can sometimes be a tall task. But when you combine the "online reviewer" with the "fanatical adult sports fan," the results are pure gold.
Here are some of the best reviews of the Wincraft Snack Helmet, for your enjoyment.
1. What else would you expect from a party with Ravens fans?
Because nothing ever went wrong with sticking your head in something that you eat out of...
2. Completing the set
If you host a football party and your earrings don't match the dishes then you might as well be a wild animal.
3. Shit, someone's going to Gronk-spike Larry
It's very sweet that this woman wants to honor her husband, but I'm pretty sure he would have vetoed the idea of his helmet ashes and framed photo being thrown into an Amazon review underneath a guy talking about how well it holds his "homemade guacamole."
4. Have you ever even felt a real helmet, bro?
"I once ate Doritos out of Mike Ditka's old practice helmet. Now that was a snack!"
5. It delivers on everything it promises, so... 2 stars
THIS chick. Damn, lady. Nothing like a passive-aggressive double-negative to confuse the shit out of people just trying to plan a tailgate.
6. That's what she said
7. Someone should set this guy up with "matching earrings" lady
This review was written by Jim Irsay's mother-in-law. Fact.
Here's a brilliant idea, don't put anything in there until you're ready to serve it! #SaveTheClingWrap
9. The Non-Review
And as a bonus, here's a guy reviewing the Snack Helmet. It's the best thing that's current on YouTube.
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