This Topless Tiger Woods Tweet Where He Mentions His Kids Has Already Ruined My Christmas

  • Rick Chandler

In case there are any women out there who haven’t seen Tiger Woods’ nipples, here you go.

It’s just a little something he thought up during sex addiction therapy back in 2010, but under no circumstances would he release it, because that would be creepy. But now several years later, everyone’s forgotten about all those mistresses! So “Mac Daddy” Tiger is back!

A thousand penalty strokes for mentioning his children in the tweet.

But look at it this way: it could have been much, much worse. This could have been Newt Gingrich.

Twitter has predictably pounced on this, and it’s now like Christmas morning.