In case there are any women out there who haven’t seen Tiger Woods’ nipples, here you go.
It’s just a little something he thought up during sex addiction therapy back in 2010, but under no circumstances would he release it, because that would be creepy. But now several years later, everyone’s forgotten about all those mistresses! So “Mac Daddy” Tiger is back!
A thousand penalty strokes for mentioning his children in the tweet.
But look at it this way: it could have been much, much worse. This could have been Newt Gingrich.
Xmas tradition that my kids love. Mac Daddy Santa is back! -TW pic.twitter.com/pCWZNNKPRG
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) December 22, 2016
Twitter has predictably pounced on this, and it’s now like Christmas morning.
Me: could 2016 get any worse
Tiger Woods: hold my shirt
— Andy Cole (@AndyCole84) December 22, 2016
@TigerWoods It's not Christmas until Tiger Woods' nipples show up in your timeline.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) December 22, 2016
— Skratch (@Skratch) December 22, 2016