Trump Team Taping Over Name ‘Don’s Johns’ On Portable Toilets At Inauguration Site
Golden Showergate now has an entirely new, glorious chapter. I love this story.
The company contracted to provide portable toilets for the inauguration has set up their units, but there's one problem. The company is called "Don's Johns", and there are big labels with the company name on the door of each portable potty.
So, fearful of the embarrassing publicity, Trump flunkies have been busy taping over the signage on the johns. Imagine donating a thousand bucks to Trump's campaign, and discovering that this is the job he's rewarding you with.
But the Virginia-based company is fighting back. The Hill:
The company's name bears some resemblance to the president-elect's full name: Donald John Trump. Robert Weghorst, chief operating officer for Don's Johns, said he did not know the logos were covered up until the AP reported on it, lighting up his company switchboard and "blowing up" its social media accounts.
Weghorst said he is sending workers back to remove the tape. "We like to have our name on our units," he said.
Will the Secret Service be dispatched to guard the tape? Will protesters get involved? Will there be a tape riot at the National Mall? And how many people will attempt to run across the roofs of the portable toilets, which as you can see are lined up next to each other?
— Brian K (@brian_kautz) January 13, 2017
— future ? tense (@BlitzandGiggles) January 13, 2017
if the ephemeral Don's Johns story does not sate your need for lasting toilet humor, know that "Donald Trump" anagrams to "tan dump lord"
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) January 13, 2017
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