Another Day, Another Spanish Matador Gored In The Dick
You can't tell from the photo, but Spanish matador Juan Miguel was ruined by this bull -- he suffered two severe puncture wounds, one more serious than the other, as they were to his scrotum and his neck. One sliced open his thyroid gland.
... And bull wins this week's edition of Iron Chef!
Miguel managed to limp to the side of the bullring, before as UK Metro put it, "he soon deteriorated."
Even though the bulls are tortured and killed during this ugly, backwards "sport", the animals are actually winning. Bullfighting in Spain is less popular than Donald Trump right now, with many stadiums -- including the one shown here in Madrid -- are in danger of shutting down due to low attendance.
Another bullfighter, Frenchman Andy Younes, was gored in both thighs and an ankle during the same event.
They were rushed to the plaza's own infirmary and underwent emergency surgery before being taken to the city's Hospital San Francisco de Asís.
Doctors said Juan Miguel was in a "serious condition" but did not give any details on Younes condition.
My favorite part:
The famous bullring was only a fifth full for the Sunday night tournament, once again fuelling speculation that it might be facing closure.
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