British Man Gored In Dick As Annual Pamplona Bull Torture Festival Begins
Annnd, the Running of the Idiots is underway for another year.
It's the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona Spain, where the centerpiece is animal abuse but the real entertainment comes when human tourists get what's coming to them. Here we see a British chap who was after cheap thrills, but instead got the horn of plenty -- that's plenty of pain in his tiny penis.
Apparently the bull went for the ass but worked his way around to other territories.
At least three people were gored and 10 otherwise injured during today's morning runs, coming on the first day of the 11-day festival.
Guys getting the horn in Pamplona! pic.twitter.com/xRd0uX6PAC
— PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE (@Protect_Wldlife) July 7, 2015
So in case you're unfamiliar with real story behind the Running of the Bulls, it's only around because of tourists -- locals don't usually participate. The bulls run down a thoroughfare with a crush of people running alongside and taunting them, where most of the injures occur. The bulls are then roundup up in the bullfighting ring and later killed in bullfights.
In the daily bullfights, many of the bulls are tortured to death with swords and spears, often choking to death on their own blood. There are more and more protests during the Running of the Bulls, but it's not going away soon because of the tourist dollars it generates.
Bullfighting in the rest of Spain, and indeed much of the Latin world, is on the decline. The Spanish state of Catalonia has banned it altogether. But as long as idiots keep going to the Running of the Bulls, the animal abuse there will never end.
— CCTVNEWS (@cctvnews) July 5, 2015
Why can't the whole nine days just be this?
— WPXI (@WPXI) July 6, 2015
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