Bad Homecoming Floats Mean Your School's Football Season Is Thankfully Almost Over
Sure there will be football on your TV through February -- but that's NFL and major college. At your high school they're winding down, signing up for basketball and trying to hide from the shame of another 2-8 season. And that means homecoming floats!
To me, the good homecoming/spirit week floats are boring. I much prefer the slap-dash, night-before-the-game efforts that include so little thought and craftsmanship that you're left scratching your head and wondering, 'What the hell was that?' It's the American way.
Take the float above for instance, which should have been pulled over by the cops. It appears to be a futuristic theme which features ... a robot taking a piss. What's the deal with the golden orb? Why Mickey Mouse? And there's really no excuse for just painting a silver box and printing 'R2D2' on it to represent Star Wars -- that's not even a 1 on the effort scale. Grade: Fail.
So anyway we're pretty sure most of these are from high school -- confusing, ill-conceived attempts that needed to be sent back to the drawing board, but dammit, there just wasn't time!
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