What Do You Think Happens When A Bear And A Monkey Race Each Other On Bicycles?

  • Matt Rudnitsky

Seriously, though. What happens when a bear (who kind of looks like Master Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles because of the low-quality video), competes in a bike race with a monkey, at a circus?

My money is definitely on the monkey winning and not being attacked. I am confident about this, and I will back up my talk with all of my shekels.

Oh, that was sad. My shekels are gone. And on second thought, this may have been a Jadeveon Clowney highlight reel.