This Is A Boy Kicking A Mascot In The Groin
On June 18th, a Padres minor league team called the Eugene Emeralds held a promotion titled "Blue Balls night." For an explanation on what exactly "blue balls" is, and why you should be worried that minor league baseball promotions are going straight to the gutter, please refer to Urban Dictionary.
Anyway, whilst playing musical chairs with two ball boys in between innings, "Doug Fir," the Emeralds' mascot, was summarily kicked in his groin. We have no idea what is going on over in Eugene, but it's certainly...ballsy?
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