Chandler Parsons Apologizes For Not Delivering Fist Bump To Sad-Looking Fan

  • Eric Goldschein

The web roundup for Tuesday, April 30. Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter. See anything that should be on SportsGrid? Send it to

1. Parsons tweets an apology to the man he left hanging.

Says he’ll get him back during Game 6; assumes that man will get tickets for Game 6. [Deadspin]

2. New York to get a more legit-sounding soccer team.

New York City FC > Red Bulls. [SI]

3. J.R. Smith makes a bold claim.

One that he will never be able to prove, thanks to himself. [ESPN]

4. Teen arrested for critically injuring soccer referee.

Because punching the ref is the best way to get a yellow card rescinded. [Reddit]

Not sports related, still important.

The horrific plane crash in Afghanistan that killed seven civilians; the worst snake bite photo you’ll ever see (SERIOUSLY, THIS IS BAD, DON’T CLICK IF YOU DON’T LIKE SEEING HUMAN BONE); the French love fast food now; Martha Stewart on prison.

Food porn of the day.

Homemade pulled buffalo chicken and 3 year aged cheddar.

And that’s how Grilled Cheese Month ends — with a spicy, spicy bang.

And finally, tonight…

Dove Real Beauty: Balls. (NSFW, because of the balls.)