Fight Church Bout Ends In Double Knockout With Simultaneous Shots To The Nuts
The first thing you learn in the new Fight Church documentary is that each fight "has already been decided by God who won. You just wait to find out what happens.”
So God must have a wicked sense of humor, because this happened during the filming: two fighters simultaneously kneed each other in the balls during a Muay Thai bout, both going down for a double-knockout. (See it at the 1:04 mark).
But the best part is in the locker room after the fight, as a trainer leads one of the fighters in prayer ... as the fighter clutches an ice bag to his groin. Apparently the guy in the black trunks won (don't ask me how they scored that), and this was the prayer:
"Dear God thank you for the win. Thank you that he's OK and he's walking and we pray there's no damage and nothing swells up bad later. And God I thank you for, just the safety out there, in Jesus' name amen."
I'm pretty sure that must be in the Bible somewhere, or if it's not, we should all at least say this prayer every day at least once. I know I shall begin saying it each night before the family meal:
"We pray that there's no damage and nothing swells up bad later."
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