Watch This Dude Evade Like 10 Million Punches To The Face In Five Minutes, Actually

  • Matt Rudnitsky

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The star of the video lets people try to punch him in the face, while he bobs and weaves. He is very successful, and you should watch him and aspire to be him in all of his unhittable glory.

Seriously, watch the whole thing.

“Float like a cloud of smog, sting like gonorrhea.” Poetry.