Guy Spends Whole Life Collecting Every Flavor Gatorade Only To Have Mom Force Him To Throw It All Out

  • Jake O'Donnell

“The fungus in some of them will find a way in my future kids’ mouths and kill them.”
— This guy’s angry mom

This is an entirely new concept for us: Hoarding sports drinks. By our count, there have been 32 flavors of the stuff since it hit American shelves in 1967. This guy seems to just have the more recent stuff (all plastic containers) but he’s still got an impressive collection of various promotional bottles and labels, complete with background stories.

We’re sad to say we find this pretty freaking interesting.