Lance Armstrong Needs To Be More Like A Donkeyf—er And Less Like A Buttchugger, According To The Daily Show
Jon Stewart handed the reins of The Daily Show over to Lewis Black for a few brief moments so he could assess Lance Armstrong as only Lewis Black can. Armonstrong, as you may have heard, parted ways with Nike (really, the other way around), due to the overwhelming evidence indicating that he's a doper.
In the process of Black's diatribe, we learn that serial-denier Armonstrong needs a change of heart. Specifically, he needs to stop imitating those buttchuggers at the University of Tennessee and start boning some donkeys. Or something.
We'll let Lewis Black explain further:
And there you have it - from Tour de France Winner and beacon of hope to donkeyf---ker. It's been a bad decade.
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