Norwegian Curling Team Pants Once Again Superior To All Other Pants

  • Rick Chandler

You already knew about Norway’s Amazing Technicolor Dreampants: the finest pants in all the nations. But you hadn’t counted on … their socks!

Norway leads Germany 5-3 going into the eighth, um, inning?

UPDATE: It’s 5-5 going into the 10th. Germany sticking with Brian Wilson for another inning.

UPDATE: Norway wins, 8-5. Pants!

Meanwhile, the U.S. men are pounding Denmark 7-3 going into the ninth, behind Jared Zezel’s 13 – 92% hits. Whatever that means.

UPDATE: Uh oh: Denmark has slowly swept to within 7-5.

UPDATE: U.S. wins, 9-5.