America: How Much Sex Do You Think Pete Weber Had With His Wife After This Freakout?

  • Dan Fogarty

Lots of sex, I’m guessing.

Pete Weber, congratulations: after winning the U.S. Open bowling title for a record fifth time, your classic freakout, in which you asked no one in particular who they thought they were, then answered that question, then scared the living hell out of your wife, is perhaps the best thing we’ve seen on the internet today.

Video of Mr. Weber reaching the mountaintop, here.