Puppy Nearly Gets Trampled By A Thousand Cyclists At Today’s Tour de France (VIDEO)

  • Jake O'Donnell

Stage 2 is a grueling 156 kilometer stretch over the steep terrain of Corisca, where riders will endure a 1,200 meter climb atop puppy mountain. Once there, they will be tasked with not killing anything, because, ya know, that’d be terrible. Also, the king of puppy mountain is a giant puppy who doesn’t like any of his minions being rode over.

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